I wish I knew more About the universe Like how it feels to be in outer space Training for years just to see the beauty of the universe I wish I knew more About the internet Like how people connect together In something so vast and confusing I wish I knew more About other people Like how do they think Making choices and decisions I would never think too I wish I knew more About the guy That looked at cow’s milk and went “yeah I’ll drink that” I’m sorry but like seriously what was that guys problem How was the cow okay with this When he milked her did she just Sit there And go “Well this might as well happen” Don’t even get me started on cheese “Hey if we let this milk get real moldy, It’ll taste great on sandwiches” Like how do you even Goat cheese is god’s gift to man But I don’t understand how someone Milked a goat Goats are mean Like when you go to pet a goat For your sixth birthday Instead of letting you They kick out your front teeth But I can forgive goats because Black
I have a fiancée
that did not like my beard,
but it is not my fault
that it grows in so weird.
Yet still when she saw it
she despised it and sneered.
She wanted me to cut it,
but it did not get sheared.
The hairs were aware
of what all of them feared,
so they all curled up
when the razor-blade neared.
Then they all, one by one,
just hopped off till they cleared,
and when she saw my face
my fiancée just cheered.
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar
said Pterodactyl the dinosaur
now you could probably tell what demise him befell
wrong! he lived a full life and he lived it well
the only relation that by meteor was hit
was his wife a cheating piece of shit
in Heaven Pterodactyl ceased and dessisted
because Jesus said: "You guys, never existed."
Trumpty Dumpty
wants to build a wall
the biggest most beautiful
wall of all
Nobody wants it
this wall is his scam
In concrete or steel
he ain't got no plan
and if it cost too much money
Well, he don't give a damn.
So he counts all the wheels
of the cars on the street
throws tantrums and
makes lots of insulting tweets.
He lays people off work
who can't make ends meet
while on the national flag
he's wiping his feet.
He just sooo wants
to get his own way
and at all costs make
the citizens pay.
Trumpty in reality
don't want this wall,
introduced at a rally
as a campaign call
and some great day soon
we'll see him Tremendously fal
A Ghost to the Post by Corvus-monedula93, literature
Literature
A Ghost to the Post
I died today. First I didn't even realize it but when I got up and noticed that my body didn't - it just stayed there, lying on the bed - I understood that something might be wrong. I thought that morning coffee would chase away my usual tiredness and make my brain working better but when I came back to the bedroom, it still lay there - dead. I didn't see myself moving, neither appeared I be breathing, so I started to anticipate that I might not be alive anymore, and when I took a proper look at my hands and arms -the ones I had at the moment - they seemed to be partially transparent. This doesn't sound very much like being alive, indeed.
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The slimy serpent stole my soup,
but he’ll try to deny it still.
He slowly slithered up, with his
freaky forked tongue to steal my soup.
Trust me, time will tell his mistake
just wait until he poops my soup.
Spicy peppers were in that soup,
so when he poops he’ll learn and burn.
Or I could have spicy snake soup
rather than waste a week waiting.
I think I’ll skip spicy snake soup
and when he craps, perhaps, I’ll smile.